Defense Debater Pillows

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

The US's weapon aids to Taiwan

Dept. of Defense: Sorry closed due to sequester.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Global warming debate.

The last word.

John Newman

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

Approved Debate Questions

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note