Intelligence Debater Pillows

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

Difference of Opinion

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'You present a very convincing argument.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Like Minded

Science Snobs

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."