Conspiracy Debater Pillows

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

Like Minded

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

Obama, the Enigma?

The last word.

'My opponent hates cats.'

Global warming debate.