Conspiracy Discreditor Pillows

'We will concede, the president ws born in Hawaii! But where as he conceived!?'

The Anti-Agent

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Assumption

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Walt Disney on ice."

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

The Da Vinci Cod

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Gremlins 47

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

The new Physics

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

Welcome: Skeptics Society

Legalish

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

The evidence destroyed

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'