Justice Debater Pillows

'You have been tried, waterboarded and convicted...'

'By the way, due to the high cost of electricity, we're forced to bill this to your survivor's estate.'

"...The phrase 'an eye for an eye' never meant anything to me anyway!"

"You would have thought this sufficient but apparently I'm to be villified as well."

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

Changing Minds

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Like Minded

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

And now, for a rebuttal.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

The last word.

Global warming debate.

Approved Debate Questions

John Newman