Law Debater Pillows

"So, it's illegal to charge a mobile phone now, is it."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Now that's a win."

Changing Minds

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Global warming debate.

The last word.

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'