Defense Mechanism Debater Pillows

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'You present a very convincing argument.'

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

John Newman

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

Donald Rumsfeld

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Soldier trying to catch bomb with a cushion

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

"So ... is the Pope Catholic?"

"It's important to remember my son; without evil, we would all be out of a job."

Parliament

"There's and awful lot of anger there."