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Defense Debaters Gifts
Looking for a gift for your defense debater friend or family member? Our collection of cleverly designed products captures the wit, strategy, and quick thinking that define this dynamic interest. Whether they’re hitting the books or the debate stage, find something that inspires and amuses. From humorous mugs to statement t-shirts, our items are perfect for proud debaters who love to showcase their debating prowess in style.
Changing Minds
The Jose Padilla Experience
"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"
My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.
You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...
Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.
Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!
"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''
John Newman
"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."
'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'
Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,
Donald Rumsfeld
"Are you sure this is in your job description?"
Biolab. No, this is a good thing. Antibodies are not bullies going out and looking to pick a fight.
Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic
Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.
The Fortunes of War
How to Game the Popularity Voter Whores
'You have been tried, waterboarded and convicted...'
"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"
'Enough of this bickering! let's just do it alphabetically.'
'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'
"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt."
"So ... is the Pope Catholic?"
"It's important to remember my son; without evil, we would all be out of a job."
I agree with you Sadie. It's a total waste. What is? Facebook. It just sucks up your time, with the chatting and the updates and the Scrabble playing. Scrabble? People play on Facebook, or their iPhones, or casual game sites. Total waste. I love Scrabble! Hook baited. Internal conflict!
Nation-wide gambling
Obama Care will save you!
Pope Francis
Neoconamatron
Democratic Arithmetic
"Nato is brain dead!"
"Sins to you, traditions to me."
Defense Debaters Gifts Collection
Defense Debaters Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for defense debaters—perfect for fueling early mornings or late-night study sessions with a touch of wit.
Defense Debaters Pillows
Check out our debate-inspired pillows—comfortable and humorous, perfect for decorating a study or relaxing space for any defense debater.
Defense Debaters Prints
Find inspiring and humorous prints that honor the cleverness and dedication of defense debaters—great for decorating their room or office.
Defense Debaters T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts that showcase the pride and humor of defense debaters—ideal for casual wear, debate events, or just expressing their passion.