Defense Deliberators Gifts

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Changing Minds

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'

John Newman

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

Pandora's box.

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Supreme Court Crunch

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

Donald Rumsfeld

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

"You can't dismiss the crushing burden of our national debt just because you don't have kids!"

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

'Enough of this bickering! let's just do it alphabetically.'

'My cash flow? It flows right out of my hands to my creditors.'

'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.'

"So ... is the Pope Catholic?"

'Pay attention, son. When you grow up to be a man, you'll have to make the same difficult decisions - to upgrade or buy new.'

"It's important to remember my son; without evil, we would all be out of a job."

In and Out Tray