Defense Deliberators Gifts

Biolab. No, this is a good thing. Antibodies are not bullies going out and looking to pick a fight.

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Changing Minds

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

Pandora's box.

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

John Newman

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Supreme Court Crunch

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

Donald Rumsfeld

Cuz I Was Scared

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

"You can't dismiss the crushing burden of our national debt just because you don't have kids!"

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

'Enough of this bickering! let's just do it alphabetically.'

'My cash flow? It flows right out of my hands to my creditors.'

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.'

"So ... is the Pope Catholic?"

'Pay attention, son. When you grow up to be a man, you'll have to make the same difficult decisions - to upgrade or buy new.'

"It's important to remember my son; without evil, we would all be out of a job."