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Decision Debatist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a decision debatist? Our collection features humorous and clever items that capture their passion for debating, critical thinking, and lively discussions. Find something unique that resonates with their love for analysis and persuasion, whether on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print. These thoughtful gifts are perfect to inspire their next debate or add a splash of wit to their daily routine.
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
"Now that's a win."
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
Changing Minds
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'
"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief
Netanyahu versus Gantz
'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'
"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'
"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...
"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."
The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September
Like Minded
Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.
Anonymous Donations
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
Critical Ethanol report
Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.
You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.
"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."
"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."
Decision Debatist Gifts Collection
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