Indecision Debater Gifts

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

House of Waffling

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

'You have been tried, waterboarded and convicted...'

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

In and Out Tray

Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.

"Remember? Pretend I'm not here!"

The Electoral Trolley Problem

"Are you a decisive type person?"

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

"What idiot hired that floating head as a bellboy?"

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'