Indecision Debater Gifts

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

House of Waffling

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

'You have been tried, waterboarded and convicted...'

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

In and Out Tray

Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Are you a decisive type person?"

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

"What idiot hired that floating head as a bellboy?"

I tossed a coin to decide between playing golf or going to work. I had to toss the coin four times.

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'