'Your insurance only covered the removal of the damaged organ...you'll have to put the transplant in yourself.'
Policy Debater Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a policy debater? Our collection features witty and insightful items that celebrate their passion for argument, logic, and persuasive speech. Whether they’re preparing for debates or just love the intellectual challenge, find something that resonates. These products make a lively gift for students, teachers, or debate enthusiasts who value wit, reasoning, and a good debate. Show them you appreciate their skills and dedication with something that’s as sharp as their arguments.
Who blames who in health Insurance problems
'What did you do in the drugs war daddy'
"They're really making it much harder to claim disability benefits!"
"Not covered!"
'Sorry, but your health care only covers me telling you what it doesn't cover.'
"Are you a deserving or undeserving person with disabilities?"
The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.
Religious Freedom Laws
"The good news is that medication could save your life. The bad news is you can't afford it."
"If we have ten students, and no child is left behind, how may students will go to college?"
'He's been persuaded to change his behaviour in response to the Government's green taxes.'
"Background checks for guns? What's next?....A license to drive?"
'I'm afraid there is a two year waiting list for the operation you need, but I do have a slot for assisted suicide.'
Do you cover broken noses...
The 'Out of Pocket' Generation!
'Head over our way, sweetie. . . nothing will happen that's not legitimate. . .'
'Actually, trickle-down economics is over with ? what you hear now is the sound of special interests drooling.'
The Harvest
How to make a crocodile cry...
Second-hand thought.
NHS Confederation suggest that patients be allowed to register with A&E Departments.
'So what are you complaining about, mister Let's-not-hinder-industry-with-regulations?'
"You're suffering from a terrible post code."
Anti-Vaxxers
Immigration Bill.
GOP Traction: Condition - Self-Infected Wounds.
'Make people buy health insurance?! Now you're going too far.'
"Actually, my political philosophy is pretty simple: 'Practice Random Gridlock and Senseless Acts of Partisanship!'"
"It says I have to 'deliver a caring service commensurate with the resources allocated in policy protocols issued int eh patient care package'...nothing about taking you to the toilet."
Politics in nurse staffing
Michael Gove at the Head Teachers' Conference: 'It's your own time you're wasting Mr. Gove.'
Exit Interview: Van Jones
WealthCare
Yes Means Yes
Policy Debater Gifts Collection
Policy Debater Mugs
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Policy Debater Pillows
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Policy Debater Prints
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Policy Debater T-Shirts
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