Policy Debates Gifts

"Universal healthcare? Yes! I believe everyone has the right to all the healthcare I can bill them for."

'Bring on the Budget!'

"They're only constituents. We can get more!"

"You're fired."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

An informed voter is a good voter

SAGE mentality

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Trump Mask

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

Scars and Bars

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

Critical Ethanol report

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.