Government Policy Debates Gifts

America in space...Fallen Star

"You're fired."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

An informed voter is a good voter

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

SAGE mentality

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

Keep the econoimy moving

Scars and Bars

Trump Mask

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'