Policy Debate Gifts

Uncle Sam and health care.

Crowded Schools

Benchwarmer.

1500 cap on list sizes proposed.

The Good News about the Ecological Disaster

The Mexico Fence

"Deregulation is working. Look at how much we're saving."

Rich react to higher taxes.

'After reviewing your test results it appears you won't live long enough to see Universal Health Care. None of us will.'

End to mixed wards - 'The sight of ladies in their nightdresses was keeping him alive.'

Making a list, checking it twice...

'I threw back a load this big.'

GOP Tax Cuts: ''Hey! All the good stuff is on top! There's nothing but turnips nelow!'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

Healthcare

Scars and Bars

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Towing the Poor

Lies Begin at Political Conception

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.