Design Deliberators Gifts

'OK, OK, quit rushing me.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"That's all we can do about the federal loan at this time. Next business."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

Pandora's box.

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Supreme Court Crunch

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

'The biochemist at work' The biochemist at lunch'.

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"I'm your court-appointed attorney, but I'm really an interior decorator."

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

'You call THAT intelligent design?'

"You can't dismiss the crushing burden of our national debt just because you don't have kids!"

'My cash flow? It flows right out of my hands to my creditors.'

'Pay attention, son. When you grow up to be a man, you'll have to make the same difficult decisions - to upgrade or buy new.'

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'

Armchair Critics.

In and Out Tray