Direction Deliberator Gifts

There is only one way and it is my way!

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"That's all we can do about the federal loan at this time. Next business."

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

Pandora's box.

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Supreme Court Crunch

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

'The biochemist at work' The biochemist at lunch'.

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

'My cash flow? It flows right out of my hands to my creditors.'

'Pay attention, son. When you grow up to be a man, you'll have to make the same difficult decisions - to upgrade or buy new.'

In and Out Tray

Sat Nav Directions.

"Your boss asked our boss to have our people talk with your people."

All trails go nowhere.

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

'So how's the diet going Helen?'

'OK, OK, quit rushing me.'

'You've got to admire her resolve †she's on three diets at once.'

"Should I wear my usual pants, or the same pants but newer?"

Motorist sees highway sign: Where you are going, next right.