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There is only one way and it is my way!

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"That's all we can do about the federal loan at this time. Next business."

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

Pandora's box.

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Supreme Court Crunch

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

'The biochemist at work' The biochemist at lunch'.

Biolab. No, this is a good thing. Antibodies are not bullies going out and looking to pick a fight.

Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

'My cash flow? It flows right out of my hands to my creditors.'

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

"It's the only way we know that the meeting's finally over."

'Pay attention, son. When you grow up to be a man, you'll have to make the same difficult decisions - to upgrade or buy new.'

In and Out Tray

Sat Nav Directions.

"Your boss asked our boss to have our people talk with your people."

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

All trails go nowhere.

"Should I wear my usual pants, or the same pants but newer?"

'You've got to admire her resolve †she's on three diets at once.'

'OK, OK, quit rushing me.'

'So how's the diet going Helen?'