Dna Deliberator T-Shirts

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

The Proust of Twitter

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Family DNA

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Jerk Gene

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'ADN'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

DNA Xmas.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'