Social Issue Debater Pillows

'Look on the bright side, Herb - THIS job will never go overseas!'

Palin and her curing church.

The War on Women: Secular and Holy

Please stop yelling and deal with the facts.

'You mean someone has been trying to steal your identity?'

"Spare me the details of that sex equality stuff, Otto...I'm superior to you period."

Children and Guns

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

Davos

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Tucker Ratings Gold

"I've take a government handout not to grow any wool."

Profits for Big Pharma

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

Johnny and Moloch

"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

"So we'll lead on the cost of living crisis, three pages on the collapse of the NHS and four on climate warning followed by that investigation into the rise in depression."

'We're a bit short of staff so if no-one answers the red button then you should try screaming 'Help me HELP ME Dear God I'm Dying' as loud as you can!'

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

'Looks like the prison has finally reached capacity.'

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

The Death of Capitalism

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

"Are you projecting an unrealistic body image on me again?"

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'

'Wow, this is the same model we have in school.'