Social Issue Debater Mugs

'Look on the bright side, Herb - THIS job will never go overseas!'

Palin and her curing church.

Profile of a Suicide Bomber

A Terrible Choice

In my day, they didn't give free lunches to poor children in school. If your parents couldn't afford to feed you, you went without. When you saw rich kids and their fancy sandwiches, you didn't expect the government to level the playing field for you. You pushed them down in the mud and stole those sandwiches on your own! I think I read about you in The Hunger Games.

The War on Women: Secular and Holy

Please stop yelling and deal with the facts.

'You mean someone has been trying to steal your identity?'

"Spare me the details of that sex equality stuff, Otto...I'm superior to you period."

Children and Guns

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Davos

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Tucker Ratings Gold

"I've take a government handout not to grow any wool."

Profits for Big Pharma

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."

Johnny and Moloch

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

"So we'll lead on the cost of living crisis, three pages on the collapse of the NHS and four on climate warning followed by that investigation into the rise in depression."

'We're a bit short of staff so if no-one answers the red button then you should try screaming 'Help me HELP ME Dear God I'm Dying' as loud as you can!'

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

The Death of Capitalism

'Looks like the prison has finally reached capacity.'

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

"Are you projecting an unrealistic body image on me again?"