Societal Issue Debater Pillows

"Get angry and go apes**t."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

Davos

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Tucker Ratings Gold

"I've take a government handout not to grow any wool."

Kim Jong-un

Profits for Big Pharma

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Johnny and Moloch

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

"So we'll lead on the cost of living crisis, three pages on the collapse of the NHS and four on climate warning followed by that investigation into the rise in depression."

Palin and her curing church.

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

Oil Profits

The Death of Capitalism

'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'

'Wow, this is the same model we have in school.'

"Alexa. . . why do I have this feeling that I'm under almost constant surveillance?"

Brer Hobo: 'Please Officers, don't throw me in the liquor store!'

The War on Women: Secular and Holy

The Politics of Masochism

'Is this a wise policy, Ms Yomp- denying condoms to students with the poorest grades?'

A Loophole for Waziristan

"Football? What makes you think it's a magazine about football?"

Bleeding-Heart Conservative

Roue FatiguePlease Help.

'I think wot I like about being British is the culture.'

Please stop yelling and deal with the facts.

IVF Slut

"I'm just here for the dental."

Pied Piper leading youths away with ghetto-blaster.