Consumer Rights Champion Prints

'I'll buy this only if the store opens the X@!!! plastic clam shell packaging for me!!!'

Consumer watch dog.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Gullib-Os

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Big oil.

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

Women's Day is Every Day

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

Malls admit to using cell phones to track shoppers.

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

B.B.C. Watchdog

Duel Fuel?

Driving a Lemon.

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft