Consumer Rights Fan Prints

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Malls admit to using cell phones to track shoppers.

B.B.C. Watchdog

If it weren't for the Second, we wouldn't need to plea the Fifth.

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

While we watched the Trump circus... In the middle of the night the GOP controlled Congress took away your right to hold the big banks accountable when they rip you off!

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

New Gods

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"

United Reputation

"Just browsing."

5th Annual Accessibility Symposium - Entrance

'When I bought him, they told me that he was already fully grown!'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

"This suit is more of a European cut."

'They didn't fit when you got them home? Maybe your contents settled during shipping?'