Consumer Advocacy Pillows

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"I don't know how you managed it madam, but you have got though to someone in authority."

Debt.

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'I made my money the old-fashioned way. I used a defective product that entitled me to compensation.'

"You're right - what's the point of being virtuous if no one else knows?"

"If you no longer wish to receive calls about special offers, press any key. But not the same one you pressed last time because that obviously didn't work."

"If you read the small print you'll see that the 95 miles to the gallon was only when the car was being towed."

Duel Fuel?

'Cutting prices by shrinking pack sizes. Hey! It's not that bad after all!'

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'It says 'An honest product from an honest company...100% artificial''.

RBS Cash Machine - Cash Available 24/7

United Reputation

"Great...I need to use the phone top ring for help to understand the contract so I can buy the phone."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Plus the standard Greedy B****rd's rip off charge of 5%."

'I remember when we only got sticker shock at car dealers.'

Customer information closed - 'Very informative!'

'Just be thankful that you've got your health.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Whoops - looks like another recall...'

Inflation Doesn't Count Cellphones

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Our war is against cancer."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Sick

Gullib-Os

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Big oil.

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'