Customer Service Advocate Pillows

Your Tip So Far

'Well we could either make a massive investment in a new multi-media marketing campaign Or we could ask Edna to stop telling current customers to sod off because she's too busy to talk to them!'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"Providing the kind of service the customer is paying for could be a serious hassle."

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Would you like something from the bar, miss? It looks like you might need it.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

Big oil.

'You've been friendly to a customer? You anwered his question competently and solved his problem?? Don't you dare to do that again, mister!!'

"I'd recommend this."

"Will that be for here or to go?"

'Sir, our new automated telephone system saves us $20,000 annually, but our phone business has dropped 66%!'

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

The competition's customer vs our customer.

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

"Right, shall we delay the discussion on customer care again and look at the urgent issue of declining sales and plummeting profits."

B.B.C. Watchdog

Driving a Lemon.

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft