Customer Service Enthusiast Pillows

"It's important to treat ALL customers as INDIVIDUALS. This for example is individual No. 768-po-56cl."

Lemonade Stand

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

"I'd recommend this."

'Good evening! I'll be your server tonight. Can I start you with the first of many 'How's everything?''

'I'd like to return this. . . this isn't going to go well, is it?'

'You've got to give Colin credit, he always takes customer care that little bit further.'

'My bread is broke. Can I get a refund?'

Tech Support Values

"Will that be for here or to go?"

"I'm glad you were satisfied with the service but please don't tell people or everyone will expect it."

"Can it still be fast food if the service is slow?"

"It won't be long - we're in the process of hiring a cook now."

"What do you mean - you don't know?"

"We are currently experiencing an unusually high volume of calls and all our advisers are busy..."

"It's our way of saying, 'Thank you for shopping at Wilson's.' "

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

I don't think your heart's in the hospitality game.

Rude customer tapping busy assistant on shoulder.

'Excuse me, I've been waiting seven hours now.'

TELLER, 'I want to transfer my account to this bank -- you wouldn't believe how uptight my LAST bank was!'

"Even though I enjoy the convenience of online shopping, I really miss being a difficult customer."

'It's not her fault - she only started today!'

"I'm allergic to bad customer service."

"It looks like the customer was always right after all!"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"Providing the kind of service the customer is paying for could be a serious hassle."

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"