Customer Service Connoisseur Pillows

"Fishing takes patience. I'll have more worms next week."

'Sorry, bad reception.'

"Having an honest relationship with customers is admirable, but telling them that this sale is 'to get ride of all the crap we can't sell normally' might be a step too far!"

"With all it's hidden fees, this bank must be the leader of the fee world."

'No - I demand to speak to your REAL manager!'

'How did you find your steak, sir?'

Ring Bell for Service.

We just work here, & don't pass hidden cost unto anybody!

"I want to report a nuisance caller!"

"You forgot the straw."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

Bookworm Sleepover

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Allegro con molto espresso

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Hats and Food

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Yummy Mummies

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'