Customer Service Connoisseur Pillows

"Fishing takes patience. I'll have more worms next week."

'Sorry, bad reception.'

"And to admit defeat, press nine."

"Having an honest relationship with customers is admirable, but telling them that this sale is 'to get ride of all the crap we can't sell normally' might be a step too far!"

"With all it's hidden fees, this bank must be the leader of the fee world."

'No - I demand to speak to your REAL manager!'

'How did you find your steak, sir?'

Ring Bell for Service.

We just work here, & don't pass hidden cost unto anybody!

"I want to report a nuisance caller!"

"You forgot the straw."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Selling lemon latt�

Bookworm Sleepover

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'These are job perks.'

Wifi in Hell

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Allegro con molto espresso

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Hats and Food

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."