Customer Experience Connoisseur Pillows

'You may already be a whiner.'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Bookworm Sleepover

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

Second aid

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

Satis Factory Tour

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"You're stealing the blanket."

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'

"I'd recommend this."

"Will that be for here or to go?"

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

Maids At Home.

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

"Now, I wonder whether you'd be kind enough to complete our customer feedback survey?"

Sharings,,,formerly complaints,

The competition's customer vs our customer.

"Right, shall we delay the discussion on customer care again and look at the urgent issue of declining sales and plummeting profits."

Suggestions Box

Covid - Comfort Candles

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."