Work Experience Connoisseur Pillows

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

S**t Threw a Goose

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Who's the artist?"

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

The Copywriter's Dilemma

Fascinator

Art Gallery: All my own work.

'Wonderous drawings Mr. Da Vinci - truly inspiring! Actually I've been working on a few ideas for flying machines myself.'

'Quick - tell me something about yourself not on your resume that will snap you into focus.'

Irish Bricklayer

Employee Benefits

"You forgot the straw."

I.M. sPEIder