Cv Connoisseur Pillows

Add a dash of personality to their space with pillows featuring witty slogans and designs tailored for the CV connoisseur. A cozy way to showcase their passion for resumes and professional finesse.

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"Boy, you really know how to mess up a guy's resume."

"Boy, you really know how to mess up a guy's resume." mockup

"Boy, you really know how to mess up a guy's resume."

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'Quick - tell me something about yourself not on your resume that will snap you into focus.'

'Quick - tell me something about yourself not on your resume that will snap you into focus.' mockup

'Quick - tell me something about yourself not on your resume that will snap you into focus.'

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?' mockup

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

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The First Annual Game Show Week.

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Men gossiping

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"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death." mockup

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

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'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.' mockup

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

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I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red' mockup

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

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"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here." mockup

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

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"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Did you ask the client about product placement?" mockup

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

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"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do." mockup

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

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'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.' mockup

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

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'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?' mockup

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

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"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!" mockup

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

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White Wine Wisdom (2)

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Bookshop: Our Bestsellers - Empty Phrases

Bookshop: Our Bestsellers - Empty Phrases mockup

Bookshop: Our Bestsellers - Empty Phrases

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STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

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'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!' mockup

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

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Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

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Go on! Pick a card.

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"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?" mockup

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

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"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba." mockup

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!" mockup

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

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'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.' mockup

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

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"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye." mockup

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

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Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence. mockup

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

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"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more." mockup

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

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"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

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'This is our real-time chat room.' mockup

'This is our real-time chat room.'

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Cv Connoisseur Pillows Collection

Cv Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for CV connoisseurs who love a good laugh or inspiring message with their morning coffee.

Cv Connoisseur Prints

Discover inspiring prints that highlight the art of resume writing—great for decorating the office of any CV connoisseur.

Cv Connoisseur T-Shirts

Check out our fun and clever t-shirts that celebrate the passion for perfecting resumes and professional storytelling.