Vision Connoisseur Pillows

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Film Lovers.

The latest in Eyewear.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Satis Factory Tour

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'What will it be tonight? Gore and dismemberment, idiotic and foul-mouthed comedy aimed at fifteen-year-old boys, a macho revenge fantasy, or our special combo platter?'

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

Ennio Morricone RIP

"It took all day, but we finally got there."