Customer Service Devotee Pillows

"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

You're the olive in my martini

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

"I'd recommend this."

'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'

"Will that be for here or to go?"

'Could you show me something that's more feature laden?'

'Our customer service was lousy, but from now on, we'll give the personal touch. Let's write to 'Hey lassies and dudes, what's up?'

"I used to wait tables but I found I was more suited to producing movies."

Desk sale

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

The competition's customer vs our customer.

"Right, shall we delay the discussion on customer care again and look at the urgent issue of declining sales and plummeting profits."

Grocery store has no data team to help with customer's shopping experience.

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"It won't be long - we're in the process of hiring a cook now."