Customer Care Devotee Pillows

Typical of Tim, thinking of his clients to the end!

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

You're the olive in my martini

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Please Give

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

One book... One book... One book...

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"I'd recommend this."

"Will that be for here or to go?"

Desk sale

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

'Could you show me something that's more feature laden?'

The competition's customer vs our customer.

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

"Right, shall we delay the discussion on customer care again and look at the urgent issue of declining sales and plummeting profits."

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

Thriller of the Week

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

"It won't be long - we're in the process of hiring a cook now."

Wild Window Washers

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."

'It's a flight simulator for passengers.'