Customer Care Devotee Pillows

Typical of Tim, thinking of his clients to the end!

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Thomas Hardy

You're the olive in my martini

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Please Give

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"I'd recommend this."

"Will that be for here or to go?"

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

Desk sale

'Could you show me something that's more feature laden?'

The competition's customer vs our customer.

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

"Right, shall we delay the discussion on customer care again and look at the urgent issue of declining sales and plummeting profits."

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

"It won't be long - we're in the process of hiring a cook now."

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

Thriller of the Week

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

Wild Window Washers

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."

"And that is where we started to focus on customer care."

'It's a flight simulator for passengers.'