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Consumer Commentary Buff Gifts
For the consumer commentary buff in your life, our collection of clever, cartoon-inspired products offers a humorous take on market trends, surveys, and consumer culture. Whether they’re a data analyst, market researcher, or simply love dissecting the latest surveys, these gifts add a fun and thoughtful touch to their collection. From mugs to wall art, find the perfect item that captures their passion for understanding and analyzing consumer behavior with a light-hearted twist.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"
"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
Made in China
'The recession is over, again.'
'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'
Sign Reform
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
A Little Extra
"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."
"Do you have pants in XL?"
'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.
"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."
'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'
"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w
The economy doctor
Too Much Plastic.
Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...
"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."
Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.
Obey the Book or be damned!
'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'
Trump's Speechwriters
'Well, of course you're having an identity crisis - your T-shirt has no logo.'
At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!
Buy now... pay later
"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."
For the new gardener.
"Too film noir?"
"He's a genius at product placement."
"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."
How America Was Re-Won
Consumer Commentary Buff Gifts Collection
Consumer Commentary Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate consumer commentary with clever cartoons—ideal for coffee lovers and trend enthusiasts alike.
Consumer Commentary Buff Pillows
Snug and funny, our cartoon pillows are a great way to bring some humor about consumer commentary into any room.
Consumer Commentary Buff Prints
Find stylish prints that showcase clever cartoons about consumer insights, adding personality to any office or living space.
Consumer Commentary Buff T-Shirts
Discover our T-shirts featuring humorous cartoons about consumer culture—perfect for the analyst or trend-spotter in your life.