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Consumer Critique Gifts
Seeking a delightful gift for someone who loves to critique and analyze? Our collection features fun, tongue-in-cheek items perfect for the keen consumer critic. From mugs to pillows, find something that celebrates their sharp wit and keen eye for details. These thoughtfully crafted designs are a humorous way to acknowledge their passion for scrutinizing and their love of a good laugh, making your gift memorable and amusing.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
Made in China
'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'
Woman thinking about luxuries.
Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."
Roads with a view.
"Do you have pants in XL?"
"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"
Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.
"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."
"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."
"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."
"Take this mission statement and rewrite it so that it sounds like we care about our customers."
"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
The economy doctor
'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'
College Bowl Games - Sponsors
'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'
Factory Recall Unicorn.
Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins
Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.
'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'
Too Much Plastic.
"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."
'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'
"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"
"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."
"It's just not the same."
"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."
desert isle shopping trolley...
New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread
"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."
Consumer Critique Gifts Collection
Consumer Critique Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs designed for the clever consumer critique—perfect for adding humor to their morning routine.
Consumer Critique Pillows
Browse our witty pillows that bring humor and personality to any living space, ideal for the discerning critic.
Consumer Critique Prints
Explore our playful prints that celebrate the art of critique with a humorous twist, perfect for decorating their favorite space.
Consumer Critique T-Shirts
Check out our funny t-shirts for the sharp-eyed critics who love to make a statement with their style.