Consumer Critique Pillows

Book about the real meaning of Christmas is on sale.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Made in China

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Roads with a view.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

"Take this mission statement and rewrite it so that it sounds like we care about our customers."

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'

The economy doctor

Factory Recall Unicorn.

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Too Much Plastic.

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

desert isle shopping trolley...

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

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