Consumer Feedback Pillows

'And finally question fifty, Do you ever feel like killing someone?'

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate our product?"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

'Does anyone else have any complaints?'

Suggestion Box

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Factory Recall Unicorn.

The economy doctor

GPC negotiators will only take on 'merited criticism'.

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

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'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

'Suggestions' / 'e-Suggestions'.

"Good evening. Can I start you off with a customer satisfaction survey?"

"One final question... how did you hear about us/"

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

'Today's consumer has new priorities, and it's our job to tell them what those priorities are...'

Man is target

Suggestions Box

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

Unfortunately of the 78% of people who completed more than 56% of the survey 98% thought it was a complete waste of time

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"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."

"This is for a dissatisfaction survey. On a scale of minus one to minus ten, how bad have we made it for you down here?"

"Just how fed up with customer services feedback are you: (a) very (b) extremely (c) incandescent with rage (d) don't ask if you value your life?"

Book about the real meaning of Christmas is on sale.

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

Woman is target

"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"