'And finally question fifty, Do you ever feel like killing someone?'
Consumer Feedback Mugs
Kickstart your mornings with mugs that celebrate consumer feedback—perfect for reviewers, entrepreneurs, or anyone who appreciates a good critique with their coffee.
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate our product?"
"I'd say we were pretty much on target."
"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"
'Does anyone else have any complaints?'
"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."
Suggestion Box
Factory Recall Unicorn.
"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."
The economy doctor
'-Must remember to empty that...'
Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK
GPC negotiators will only take on 'merited criticism'.
'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'
"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."
Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company
'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'
"One final question... how did you hear about us/"
"Good evening. Can I start you off with a customer satisfaction survey?"
'Suggestions' / 'e-Suggestions'.
"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."
Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.
'Today's consumer has new priorities, and it's our job to tell them what those priorities are...'
Man is target
Suggestions Box
"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"
Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.
'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'
Unfortunately of the 78% of people who completed more than 56% of the survey 98% thought it was a complete waste of time
"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."
Book about the real meaning of Christmas is on sale.
"Just how fed up with customer services feedback are you: (a) very (b) extremely (c) incandescent with rage (d) don't ask if you value your life?"
"Thank YOU Amazon!"
"This is for a dissatisfaction survey. On a scale of minus one to minus ten, how bad have we made it for you down here?"
Woman is target
Consumer Feedback Mugs Collection
Consumer Feedback Pillows
Cozy up with pillows that speak your mind—discover our feedback-inspired designs to complement your decor.
Consumer Feedback Prints
Decorate with prints that showcase your love for honest feedback—find your favorite design today.
Consumer Feedback T-Shirts
Want to wear your passion for opinions? Check out our collection of t-shirts dedicated to consumer feedback and constructive criticism.