
"Say, buddy, how about a 30 day trial membership before I actually commit?"
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"Say, buddy, how about a 30 day trial membership before I actually commit?"
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
Made in China
'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'
Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
Woman thinking about luxuries.
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"
". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."
"Do you have pants in XL?"
"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."
"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."
"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."
"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
The economy doctor
"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."
'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'
'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'
College Bowl Games - Sponsors
Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins
Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.
Too Much Plastic.
'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'
"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"
"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."
"It's just not the same."
desert isle shopping trolley...
New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread
"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."
"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."
'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'
"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."
Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...
'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'
Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)
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