"Technology has spoiled our kids. I ordered something off the Internet for him 20 minutes ago, and he's mad that it hasn't arrived yet."
Little Consumer Gifts
Searching for a gift for your little consumer? Our collection features quirky, witty items designed to delight young shoppers and playful adults alike. Whether it's a fun mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these products celebrate the joy of being a little consumer and the fun of shopping itself, adding a personal and humorous touch to every occasion.
But is it organic?
Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.
"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"
"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'
Sign Reform
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"
They get into debt so fast these days...
'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'
Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.
"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."
Seven deadly sins shopping plaza
Boy baking a cake.
"I wonder what this was for."
"When you order your dictator from Temu"
"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."
"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."
The Lesser Pyramids
New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread
'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'
Seven deadly sins store
Ignorance and Bliss
'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'
"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."
"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."
"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."
"I need one of them and one of them..."
Twenty-first century baby walker
'...And now it's time for today's celebrity hissy-fit....'
For the new gardener.
The Magi: Christmas, 1993
"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"
"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."
Little Consumer Gifts Collection
Little Consumer Mugs
Browse our mugs collection for delightful items celebrating little consumers with witty, humorous designs that spark joy and start conversations.
Little Consumer Pillows
Check out cozy pillows crafted for little consumers—witty, colorful, and perfect for sprucing up any space with humor and personality.
Little Consumer Prints
Explore our art prints designed for little consumers—funny, vibrant, and great for decorating their favorite space with a touch of humor.
Little Consumer T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that speak to the little consumer in all of us—fun, clever, and perfect for everyday wear or casual outings.