Funny Consumer Gifts

They get into debt so fast these days...

But is it organic?

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"How much is the sign?"

Seven deadly sins store

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Shop signs.

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

"Just browsing."

Mother Nature's Health Foods

New Milks

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

Of course it's real spring water. I got it out of this hose last April!

Bed, Bath & Younder

"Patti, come here! Amazon doesn't have 'drunk shopping' as an option for return reasons!!"

"And that's why you shouldn't sneeze into your mask."

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

"And, in exchange for his testimony, your client gets to pick something nice out of our catalogue."

Dysfunctional family size products

Gates of Heaven with a supermarket in background: 'Look! It really is heaven!'

(Visual gag) FITTING ROOMS People having fits in special rooms

Help! You've got me surrounded!

Your Prophecy Here!

Agressive Supermarket Sales

'We have got to put someone else in charge of the vending machine change bow.'

"The scanner says you're the only one in the neighborhood of your ethnic group who buys raisin bread."

"Buying a tent won't make you a camper, Arthur. It will, however, make you a shopper."

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl. Just as long as it's a healthy consumer.'

Clancy: All the world's a stage....