Comical Consumer Gifts

"Patti, come here! Amazon doesn't have 'drunk shopping' as an option for return reasons!!"

But is it organic?

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

They get into debt so fast these days...

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Ignorance and Bliss

Business gothic.

New Gods

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

Mother Nature's Health Foods

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."

"Home is the place where, when you go there, they have to take you in - unless they've moved to a one-bedroom condo in Boca Raton."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

"And that's why you shouldn't sneeze into your mask."

STRIP Hambone: Installation

Man hunting animals, who are disguised as a totem pole.

"And, in exchange for his testimony, your client gets to pick something nice out of our catalogue."

"Roger and I are just sitting around, letting ourselves be targetted by advertisers."

Gates of Heaven with a supermarket in background: 'Look! It really is heaven!'

Agressive Supermarket Sales

Help! You've got me surrounded!

Adam's apples.

"You must have hundreds of pairs of shoes already."

'We have got to put someone else in charge of the vending machine change bow.'

Clancy: All the world's a stage....

Horse

Lifestyles for sale!

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