Little Spender Gifts

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

Back to School

"Instead of an allowance, I'd like a stock option."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"Technology has spoiled our kids. I ordered something off the Internet for him 20 minutes ago, and he's mad that it hasn't arrived yet."

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

'Someday I'll go to school like the big kids!'

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

Credit card debt.

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'

'Still glad you sprung for the 84-inch flat panel?'

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!