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"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Back to School

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

"Instead of an allowance, I'd like a stock option."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

"Technology has spoiled our kids. I ordered something off the Internet for him 20 minutes ago, and he's mad that it hasn't arrived yet."

'Someday I'll go to school like the big kids!'

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

Credit card debt.

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'

"If it's any consolation, spending all that money shopping made me feel a lot better."

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!