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"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Warren Buffett as a child

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"I was master of all I surveyed... then they hit me with second grade."

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

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