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"What interest does a piggy bank pay?"

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"It failed the stress test."

"Finally...school starts next week."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"She's always been a quick learner."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"I was master of all I surveyed... then they hit me with second grade."

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'