Young Saver Gifts

"What interest does a piggy bank pay?"

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"It failed the stress test."

"Finally...school starts next week."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"She's always been a quick learner."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"I was master of all I surveyed... then they hit me with second grade."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'