Childhood Saver Gifts

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

Shepherd

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

Still on the Back Burner

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

The Poor Child's Nurse

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

'Me…me…catch me!'

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

IPCC climate change report

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

"I wish all those politicians who promised to make the world a better place for us would get on and do it!"

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"Do you take Diners Club?"

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

Botanical Research Institute "Will work for seed money"

"Tommy's dad just taught him the value of a dollar, Mom . . . he gave him 35 cents!"

'Your ad here.'

"What interest does a piggy bank pay?"