School Saver Gifts

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

A collective sigh of relief.

Coastguard

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."

'Oh - It's you.'

Coronavirus and Atlas

Shepherd

Cash Rebate

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

From trash to treasure

Protection for the world

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

"Temperatures are rising."

Still on the Back Burner

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

"Daddy made six hours of your tuition today."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"The thing is - nobody loves me..."

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

Haiti.

The rich paying their way out of pollution.

'The good news is he won't survive to say 'I told you so'.'

"What I said was that we are committed to solving the problem... not to actually solving it!"