School Saver Gifts

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

A collective sigh of relief.

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

Coastguard

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."

'Oh - It's you.'

From trash to treasure

Coronavirus and Atlas

Shepherd

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

Cash Rebate

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

"Temperatures are rising."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"Daddy made six hours of your tuition today."

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

Still on the Back Burner

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

"The thing is - nobody loves me..."

The rich paying their way out of pollution.

'The good news is he won't survive to say 'I told you so'.'

IPCC climate change report